Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
she told me i tasted like america
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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