I look better un-naked...
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
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He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
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last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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