he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Randomize
