Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Randomize
