fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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