Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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