apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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