you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
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What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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