He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
