how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
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seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
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He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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