To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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