So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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