If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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