is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Come back. Shots need mouths.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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