He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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