Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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