Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
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Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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