i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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