how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
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