just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I wish life had little blips of pornography
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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