So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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