We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
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sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
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He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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