Sry I called you an 8
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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