he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
