in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
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this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
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okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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