Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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