if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
So many bounce houses so little time
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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