Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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