You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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