now i know why i became what i already was.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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