This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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