So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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