If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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