haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
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What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
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If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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