So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
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Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
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In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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