Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
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I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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