Nicole vs. Life
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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