Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
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I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
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Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"