The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
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There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???