I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
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i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
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just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I want to fling myself into the sun