just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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