we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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