She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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