did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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