Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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