I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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