Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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