I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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