brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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