spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
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He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
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DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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