Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
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It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Randomize