There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
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Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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