weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
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Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
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Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
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