Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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