im gay
i know
yea but for you.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
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Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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