You surviving the open bar?
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No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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