I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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